Everything I Need To Know About Web Design I Learned Watching Oz

by Brian Alvey

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  1. “Arli$$” during the dot.bomb.  Lots of free agents, greedy mercenaries, lying sleazy recruiters (agents), and corporate owners more interested in cheerleaders (dipping the pen in the company ink) than winning the game (not going broke).

    These days, it’s like “12 monkeys.”  There’s nobody else left to do the job, you’re doing heinous things for freakish and twisted clients, and the timelines are always changing on you.

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  2. Nobody gives me all the details, so you have to find out who the bad guy is before you can even start.

    You then spend ages building something totally bespoke to overcome a problem, using the bits of wire, chewing gum and oil drums available.

    All the while you have to deal with the same oddball people and the same excuses of how they hate to fly and how much they hate getting their hair messed up.  There’s this looming impression of people watching your every move as you struggle to perform miracles and put the world to rights

    When it’s all over, you look back to see that what you actually achieved wasn’t all that much to speak of, and the project gets junked after its first use.

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  3. Know your job, know yourself, work your arse off, and don’t give people a chance to even contemplate no being an answer when it comes to hiring you.

    Thats my moto at the moment and its gradually pulling me out of debt after I left my permenant job as a web developer last year.

    I’m mainly doing CSS/XHTML content work these days so its less exciting, but I think like many others in the industry, I really need to get back onto my feet.

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  4. because my clients and problems are really that way :)

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  5. Because you have to be on drugs to know what’s going on

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  6. Because I work with people who don’t appreciate what I do for them. </brent>

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  7. It’s been a wacky time from grey pages and times new roman text to video and animation and more grey pages and times new roman text :)

    The industry has gone through such heady changes in it’s short life, many people are still stuck getting to grips with standard HTML.

    I made my first web page using windows 3.11 back in 1995 when the web was grey and black with a splash of colour – when good design was impossible and where geeks reigned supreme !

    It still exists to this day – my first website. I won’t disclose where but it lies in a core number group of geocities that they deem the will never erase. I guess it’s for pedigree reasons. So, my first mark on the web, like about a million others, was made in 1995.

    Next year, I will be 10 on the web and I’ll celibrate it on my birthday.

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  8. “Damn it Jim, I’m a web developer not a miracle worker…”

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  9. I love this article from the first paragraph!
    (That killed me)

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  10. Im always coming with crazy solutions to make deadlines……oh and stuff blows up alot

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  11. Working as an in-house web developer at a large beaurocratic government corporation, Brazil is the only choice for me. Perhaps blended in with a bit of The Office, and a bit of MacGyver while we’re at it.

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  12. You develop your skills within the rules to win.
    How limitations push creativity.
    A nice article.

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  13. The panel represents the clients, the standards… the obstacles and constraints.

    Idea after idea step up and are presents to the panel, just to be slammed. Then when you least expect it, out rolls a jewel that makes everybody smile!:)

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  14. “…
    A graphic investigation into parallel indentity crises.
    A world where time is dangerously out of control.
    …”

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  15. I like the term parameters for a project (or a programming function), but Oz doesn’t give inmates “parameters”. They get constraints. ;-)

    Also, in the business world there is the “Theory of Constraints” which is a tool for managing complex systems: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_constraints

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  16. because ‘doh!

    I guess if I were to give a real example it would still be the simpsons and other animated cartoons, because just looking at the cartoon you can see how you can develop creative ideas from simple designs that are persistant.  Like the yellow skin, or the overbite on all the characters, or the loud colors for the backgrounds.  Simple yet effective.  I try to make my sites simple and effective too.

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  17. I know it’s a movie but if others can do it, then so can I …

    Why you ask?

    If you have ever seen that movie then you know the kind of place I work for. Not to mention the fact thatwe as developers seem to be cannon fodder for lack of a better term.

    ‘Corporate Acconts Receivable, Nina speaking … Just a moment’ … Repeat

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  18. We’re isolated from the real world, are barely scraping by, and people keep getting “voted off the island.” Also, I have learned that if I do really well in the challenges we’re faced with, the next one gone is not likely to be me.

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  19. What’s “Bush in 30 Seconds”?

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  20. << What’s “Bush in 30 Seconds”? >>

    http://www.bushin30seconds.org/ is a “a political advertising contest sponsored by the MoveOn.org Voter Fund.”

    (Not to be confused with http://www.bushinthirtyseconds.org/ which redirects people to a conservative anti-abortion, anti-porn, anti-Web and anti-MoveOn.org site.)

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  21. Cause everything takes 2 months to happen and it is utterly meaningless

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  22. Perhaps because – not unlike Richard Chamberlain – sometimes you have to embrace things that are repugnant to you.

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  23. …because sometimes I feel like hunting Marlon Brando (the problem) in a hostile place (my office) whit a group of freaks (my co-workers) in a bad boat (my terrible PC). And during the journey to accomplish my mission I become a monster due to stress.

    Awsome.

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  24. All the evil web designers have goatees.

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  25. That reminds me of the first time I met Jeffrey Zeldman for lunch.

    We had never met in person so he asked me, “You’re not one of those Web designers who wears all black and has a goatee, are you?”

    I assured him that I wasn’t.

    When I got to the restaurant, I found out that he had a goatee and wore all black.

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  26. However, we get cameos at my place :) [radio station]

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  27. The article is inspiring and I’d wish I could always get an update on the topic.

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  28. I pretend my boss is Tony Danza.

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  29. Being self employed I’d have to say that it is – The Lone Ranger.

    Where’s Tonto when you need him?

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  30. Because it has a high coolness factor, but it takes forever to get to the coolness.

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  31. First, I loved the article and the show as well. Second, the web industry may not be as fast paced as it once was but I believe it is making a rebound (I chant that to myself as I try and sleep at night). I think that a real push of creativity and usability in design will get us all the raises we deserve.

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  32. I’m new to owning my own web design business and this article was very helpful, especially the part about playing your strenths. Know that you may note be the absolute best but you do have something special. Very inspirational in a weird OZ kind of way. Thanks Brian.

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  33. Mine is Seinfeld, cuz my web career is nothing.

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  34. OZ – such a great show and a fine analogy

    I am tempted to list “The Pretender” for various reasons appropos.

    I will instead remain HBO-centric and offer “Deadwood” as befitting annotation of any alleged association entangling myself and development of the web

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  35. I’m stuck. And I can’t seem to get out of this rot. Web business is killingly slow right now.

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  36. Wizard of Oz – the Technicolor Horse keeps changing colors, the “Bosses” are evil (but unfortunately DON’T melt w/ a suitable application of hydrogen-hydroxide), the manager hides behind a curtain, depends upon incomprehensible technology to provide him w/ powers he DOESN’T really have, and can’t really help us (it’s all really inside us).
    The Exorcist – er, WE seem to be the priest in this one, and the customer has his/her head spinning ‘round, spitting out pea soup.  We deal with an age-old evil, and we’re never really quite sure if we’re going to triumph before the end of the movie.  Unfortunately, we DON’T have a killer soundtrack.
    Cool World/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit – we have a hard time w/ members slipping into a strangely drawn dark fantasy world, where the bad guys are amazingly elastic and never quite stay… “dead”.  Most folks who would BE in a possition to help are ridiculously silly, or reduced to cartoonish Sysiphusian tasks, oblivious to the “real” world around them/us.
    Whew.  Now I need coffee.

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  37. My web career is like that show because when I first started I was excited and bright eyed and thought I would learn a lot.  Reality is I, like Al Bundy, am in a dead end job with no support to learn the new cool things, or get promoted.  When I try more advanced designs, they get shot down.  Heaven forbid I use Flash.  My only option is get out of web design.

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  38. A lot of very weird people and just as many weird things happening…but a great show at the same time! The town is in slow motion..just like my company. Also, Joel is stuck in a place where he doesn’t want to be…but just seems to stay there anyways..hmmm…very similar to my career the more I think about it.

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  39. I like the comment by na about X-Files. That’s what I think too.
    Regarding Oz, I can only say I like your sense of humour. As it’s mostly humour, isn’t it? Though we all know that there’s no smoke without fire :))

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  40. Learning through experience. Sometimes tough, sometimes funny…

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  41. Hi everyone…
    I think web design reminds me of the movie 28 days later, because in that movie a small team is struggling to survive in a world taken over by a malicious virus. This virus turns humans into walking dead – kinda like Resident Evil…

    The paralells are the struggling – the competition for web designers is so hard (the other web designers are the undead guys =)) so you have to put up a really good fight and results in order to survive.

    It’s going ok for me here in Sweden, Malmö right now… Gonna design the whole school’s web site (1300 students =)) hehe… Not too bad! It’ll include server-scripting, design and management. I also teach a small web design group at the school. Have a look at the site, which desperately is in need of server-scripts to include the old-fashioned table layout to every page… (actually I’ve updated it to CSS2 now, but it takes too long to start the FTP client =)) – www.henrik-f.tk
    Feel free to send me an email, and hope ya all survive out there…

    /Henke

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  42. I guess the video channel. ( The blank blue or black screen also known as AUX or Input ) I tend to blankly sare at things like that letting my wander and find things. Every once in a while the screen will flicker or maybe have some snow and that will spur a new creative hook in my mind.

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  43. Let’s see, I started out waxing clipart for camera shoots in a local newspaper and somehow I wound up making clipart for e-zines.

    I rode the wave from 1993 until now. The best description for the e-world… “By the time you take the time to describe what it can do, it’s defunct.”

    I can NEVER learn everything about it. That’s why both love it and hate it. So the show best like it? The Office (Britcom), you hate it but you can’t stop torturing yourself and watch it every weekend. Like a sliver you keep tweaking….

    I have white hair now, but it was red when I started and I’m NOT past 40 yet!! WebDev can be detrimental to your hair!

    LOL
    Great Article!
    MV

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